I updated the side links for my publications and other cool junk, because I'm important, and because I hadn't done it in many months. Now most of the links actually take you to my work. Not that you'd want to waste your life away reading my poems (CHA RIGHT).
The thing I like about Christmas is that everybody gives me treats, because I am so treatable.
Now I'm going to go chew gum until my brain turns into an ice cube.